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Seattle vs. Miami: a tale of two cities

It's literally apples and oranges.

Seattle vs. Miami: a tale of two cities
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Lisa Brunette

It's literally apples and oranges.

As a military brat and adult frequent-mover, you might say I'm a professional newcomer. One thing I've noticed about every place I've lived is that native and entrenched inhabitants tend to lack curiosity about where newcomers are from, what their lives might have been like elsewhere, how things might be done differently in another locale. Instead of healthy inquiry and dialogue, we get assumptions.

When I moved to Miami from the Midwest, my students assumed that I had made my way in the world as a pig farmer. If there's one thing that the great Show-Me State of Missouri calls to mind to tropical residents, it's pig farming. While I confess to a certain Charlotte's Web-influenced affection for the little squealers, I have not nor do I know anyone who has farmed pigs. There's also a reluctance to try a new method or process in work environments, as people cling to the way they've always done things. Don't get me wrong; I'm all about lying low, checking out the scene, and doing what I can to fit in, even acquiring a new accent if necessary. But I do think there's value in understanding where someone comes from, both literally and figuratively. Especially here in Seattle, newcomers are regarded as interlopers, part of the problem, as if Seattle had been a perfectly good city until we showed up.

Knowing where someone new in town has been is just as important as learning everything you can about where you've landed. For illustration, I'll compare Miami, where I lived for two years, to Seattle, my home now for three.

Miami                 Seattle                         Oranges                 Apples                         Everglades                 Evergreens                         Alligators                 Orcas                         Hurricanes                 Earthquakes                         248 days of sunshine                 136 days of sunshine                         Umbrellas to block the sun                 Bumbershoots are for tourists                         Days over 90°F: 30                 Days over 90°F: 3                         Left turn on red expected                 Brake for pedestrians                         Bicyclists mowed down by cars                 Drivers mowed down by bicyclists                    Everything's disposable                 Everything's recyclable                         The 6th borough of New York                 L.A. North                         Walk up and order a colada                 Drive through and order a soy latte                         70 miles to Cuba                 125 miles to Canada                         Art Deco                 Craftsman                         Sand between your toes                 Moss on your back                         Monster yachts                 Monster yachts                         Elián protests                 WTO protests                         McCain                 Obama