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It's a bird! It's a plane! It's ... an Oregon mystery

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Jacob Nierenberg

Our neighbors in Portland love to wear their weirdness on their sleeves, but this time they may have truly outdone themselves. As The Oregonian reports (and one puckish Portlander tweeted), someone has been chucking sex toys into power lines, hanging them up there the way less-weird people would do with shoes. A local boutique has been suspected of some as being the culprit, but as it turns out they don’t even sell dildos. The mystery deepens…

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By Jacob Nierenberg

Jacob Nierenberg is an editorial intern at Crosscut. He has lived in Washington for nearly all of his life, and still proudly identifies with the Pacific Northwest despite his relocation to Stanford U