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NFL spikes the dunk

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Mary Bruno

In an attempt to drain all personality and bombast from the league, the NFL has banned the goalpost dunk. Starting with the 2014 season, players who dare to dunk will be hit with a 15-yard penalty, according to the Washington Post. Some sports fans and commentators trace the ban back to New Orleans Saints tight end Jimmy Graham. The hang time on his touchdown dunk last November in a game against Atlanta bent the Georgia Dome goal post — and delayed the game. (Watch the video below.)The no-dunk ruling from NFL’s head of officiating Dean Blandino joins a long list of no-no celebrations that can earn a flag for “unsportsmanlike conduct." The list already bans dancing, spinning or doing almost anything with or to the football besides running with it. Will post-touchdown cheering with teammates be next? — M.C.

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Mary Bruno

By Mary Bruno

Mary was Crosscut's Editor-in-Chief and Interim Publisher. In more than 25 years as a journalist, she has worked as a writer, editor and editorial director for a variety of print and web publications,