After going missing for more than 10 days, with no official explanation, Russia's typically high-profile premier resurfaced Monday in a state TV-broadcast of his meeting with Kyrgyz President Almazbek Atambayev, according to the Washington Post. Putin rumors had been flying: He was the victim of a coup, a stroke, the flu, etc. But Vladimir waved all that silly speculation aside with a breezy: "Life would be too dull without rumors."
So where was Putin for almost two weeks? Your guess is as good as ours.