Russian Premier Vladimir Putin hasn't been seen in public since March 5 and rumors are swirling. According to The New York Times, speculation as to his fate and/or whereabouts includes: He's dead (at 62); he's been the victim of a hardline coup, a stroke or the nasty flu that has laid much of Moscow low; he's in Switzerland for the birth of his (allegedly third) love child with mistress and Olympic gymnastics medalist Alina Kabayeva; he's holed up in the Kremlin hoping all the rumors will distract Russians from the sorry state of their country's economy.
Swatting away all speculation, Putin spokesperson Dmitry S. Peskov says not to worry, his boss is "fine."