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Where's Putin?

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Mary Bruno

Russian Premier Vladimir Putin hasn't been seen in public since March 5 and rumors are swirling. According to The New York Times, speculation as to his fate and/or whereabouts includes: He's dead (at 62); he's been the victim of a hardline coup, a stroke or the nasty flu that has laid much of Moscow low; he's in Switzerland for the birth of his (allegedly third) love child with mistress and Olympic gymnastics medalist Alina Kabayeva; he's holed up in the Kremlin hoping all the rumors will distract Russians from the sorry state of their country's economy.

Swatting away all speculation, Putin spokesperson Dmitry S. Peskov says not to worry, his boss is "fine."

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Mary Bruno

By Mary Bruno

Mary was Crosscut's Editor-in-Chief and Interim Publisher. In more than 25 years as a journalist, she has worked as a writer, editor and editorial director for a variety of print and web publications,